Job findin'

I found a job! One that doesn't involve flipping burgers! Last night I made this fudge for my office. It tasted amazing. I feel weird tooting my own horn about it since the recipe was so simple, but I put it on the table in the kitchen at work and it was gone in a flash! And NO, not because someone dumped it in the trash. I checked.

Also, today found out that my office has a Toastmaster's Club. Apparently the CEO is in love with Toastmasters, and has an incentive scheme built in for those who join. I hate public speaking, but if bonuses are involved, I think I could learn to tolerate it.

Quick poll: Don't you love it when you're waiting in line at Target, and the customers behind you start talking about you like you're not there? I do!

I picked up a magazine to flick through while waiting, but the line started moving forward so I immediately put it back. Guy 1 was like: "She touched the magazine, she has to pay for it!" to his buddy. Then when it was my turn to pay, I started talking to the cashier and Guy 1 said to his friend: "Hey, she sounds like Nicky. Do you miss her?" and Guy 2 replied: "Hell no, fuck that bitch!".

Hello, I'm standing right here, I can hear you! So rude.